Crows Nest: You’ve got WHAT down your pants?
Our local Police have seen it all, but this one takes the cake.
On Friday 11 March, officers were patrolling in Crows Nest when they observed a 41-year-old man riding a pushy down Willoughby Rd without a helmet.
Police stopped the man, who became nervous and appeared very uncomfortable while speaking with them.
Asking him to step off the bike, Police were taken aback when they noticed an unusually large bulge in the man’s pants.
What was inside his dacks, I hear you ask?
“Upon searching the man, Police allege they located 97 packets of chewing gum, 72 packets of paracetamol and one packet of ‘Snakes Alive’ lollies,” a police spokesperson tells Mosman Collective.
And just when he thought it couldn’t get any worse, a woman came running up to the police, telling them the push-bike was hers.
The man was promptly arrested and taken to Chatswood Police Station.
He’s been charged with shoplifting, trespass, theft of a bike and failing to wear a helmet.
How do you fit 97 packets of chewing gum in your pants?